{"id":425,"date":"2010-03-03T23:26:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T06:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.northernway.org\/weblog\/?p=425"},"modified":"2013-03-26T06:32:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T10:32:12","slug":"priest-makes-updated-and-slanted-version-of-10-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.northernway.org\/weblog\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"Priest Makes Updated (and Slanted) Version of 10 Commandments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can read the reworded 10 Commandments below.<\/p>\n<p>Notice the priest adds to the thou shalt not kill commandment making it, \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Thou shalt not kill any one for any reason&#8221;. Very firm, no wiggle room. No exceptions in &#8220;for any reason&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 So, soldiers fighting in war, police taking out a sniper or school shooter, a woman shooting a man who is kidnapping\/raping her (or her child), is breaking that commandment.<\/p>\n<p>But yet look how for the priest made the adultery commandment way more lenient.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Don&#8217;t fool around with anyone you&#8217;re not married to.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 How about making that commandment, the only sex commandment, more firm with less wiggle room also? Why not word it as &#8220;Don&#8217;t have sex with anyone you&#8217;re not married to, nor anyone that is underage&#8221;. What is this vague &#8220;fool around with&#8221; language? Kids say that all the time when answering this question, &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Nothin. Just foolin&#8217; around, Ma.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0Fooling around is such a weak term for the only commandment about sex.<\/p>\n<p>I think he&#8217;s making a subtle political statement about war when he says &#8220;for any reason&#8221; regarding killing. He seems to view inappropriate sexual urges and wrongful sexual acts, something that not only breaks up families and causes children to lose a parent (as in the case of adultery), but also can get women and children (and sometimes men) raped and killed just to satisfy that inappropriate sexual urge &#8212; the priest demotes that commandment to mere concern over &#8220;fooling around.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Weird.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe he shouldn&#8217;t be putting words in God&#8217;s mouth in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>But then again that&#8217;s what the &#8220;official&#8221; Church has been doing for centuries. It&#8217;s how they set their agenda and con us into buying it. &lt;sigh&gt;<\/p>\n<p>In this case he does it so skillfully, so convincingly as though God is talking to us in our day. It&#8217;s an attractive &#8220;translation&#8221; here that Father John Behnke made &#8212; and I usually like his work. This is too politically correct, however, in my (humble!) opinion.<\/p>\n<p>How could we re-word some of these 10 commandments below to make them a little more politically INcorrect?<\/p>\n<p>+Katia<\/p>\n<p>PRIEST OFFERS UPDATED VERSION OF THE COMMANDMENTS<\/p>\n<p>By Bob Zyskowski<br \/>\nThe Catholic Spirit<br \/>\nMarch 2, 2010<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thecatholicspirit.com\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/thecatholicspirit.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever think about the Ten Commandments in modern conversational English?<\/p>\n<p>Paulist Father John Behnke, former chaplain at St. Lawrence Church and\u00c2\u00a0Newman Center, offers a re-write of the biblical language in a new book\u00c2\u00a0whose target audience is younger people.<\/p>\n<p>In &#8220;Lent and Easter for the Younger Crowd&#8221; (Paulist Press), he offers this\u00c2\u00a0take on Exodus 20:1-7, better known as the Ten Commandments:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One day God said to his people, &#8216;Here are some rules I want you to always\u00c2\u00a0follow:<\/p>\n<p>1. Pray only to me because I&#8217;m the one who made you and saved you.<\/p>\n<p>2. I don&#8217;t want to hear any of you swearing.<\/p>\n<p>3. I want one day out of the week to be a special day for you. Don&#8217;t do too\u00c2\u00a0much work that day so you can relax and spend some time praying to me.<\/p>\n<p>4. I want you to listen to your parents (even when you grow up) because they\u00c2\u00a0have lived longer and know more about life than you.<\/p>\n<p>5. Don&#8217;t kill anyone for any reason.<\/p>\n<p>6. Don&#8217;t fool around with someone you&#8217;re not married to.<\/p>\n<p>7. Don&#8217;t take anything that isn&#8217;t yours.<\/p>\n<p>8. Don&#8217;t lie about anybody.<\/p>\n<p>9. Don&#8217;t always be wanting things that belong to other people.<\/p>\n<p>All I&#8217;m really asking is that you &#8216;love me and keep my rules.&#8217;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can read the reworded 10 Commandments below. Notice the priest adds to the thou shalt not kill commandment making it, \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Thou shalt not kill any one for any reason&#8221;. Very firm, no wiggle room. 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